Sunday, September 11, 2011

Learning Leanings

In universities world-wide, sabbaticals are regarded as the most elevated form of professional development; a time for academics to take respite from their day-to-day obligations and do what they love most: learn. The concept of the sabbatical, however, is not confined to the sphere of formal education. Notable companies, such as 3M and Google, provide their employees the opportunity to take a personal sabbatical and still receive a portion of their salary. For many companies, this is considered a sound business investment. New York City designer, Stefan Sagmeister, leaves his high-rolling clients for one out of every seven years. He shuts up shop and encourages his employees to go immerse themselves, as he does, in meaningful learning experiences. Sagmeister claims that these times of sabbatical are what keep his business thriving, as all the creativity cultured during these period flows right back into the company.
Other have opted for the ‘abandon ship’ approach, giving up or taking extended breaks from well-established jobs and careers in order to simultaneously travel and study. Jennifer Ludders, a former employee of an international consulate in Saigon is one such bold soul. She gave up her much coveted job to pursue study in the field of natural healing. She presently finds herself in Chiang Mai immersed in the art of Thai massage. Although her thumbs ache, she is pleased with her decision.
However, you need not be the employee of a well funded conglomerate or firm, nor do you have to radically abandon your current course, in order to turn a few days, weeks, or months into a genuinely meaningful travel experiences.
“One guy I met in Vang Vieng, Laos,” reports a friend, Michael Henman, “was 370 consecutive days into a river tubing bender.” Michael avoids falling into this ‘loafer’ traveler mentality by using his journeying to hone his musical talents--finding instruction from local musicians. “If I value my time so much, why would I want to waste a huge block of free time simply sitting on the beach drinking mojitos.” Although there is a time and place for sipping a cocktail and relaxing on sunny shores, letting this activity predominate travel means that one runs the risk of missing out.
In contrast to this loafer type is the frenetic traveler, who wildly bounces off the surface of a multitude of sights and sounds without spending time to investigate and appreciate the nuances of a place. “I’ve done travel for travel’s sake, but now it is more important for me to explore my creative side,” says Kim Satterfield, a former Ho Chi Minh City resident and unofficial learning sabbatical advocate. “It’s also a really good way for me to connect with the local culture and people. When I am just traveling, ‘seeing things’ takes up all of my time.” Kim recently concluded a stint in Chennai taking a screenwriting course and pursuing her interest in script writing and film production.
Certainly, travel-study takes a bit of capital, but it is possible ever for the frugally minded. Well- known travel writer, Rolf Potts, writes that travel is not a matter of income, but rather a “conscious decision of how to use what income [and, I might add, what time] you have.” One can also get creative in finding ways to learn inexpensively. Skill exchanges, like switching an editor’s eye for art classes, can create an even more satisfying and rich learning experience. South East Asia is ripe with possibilities for rewarding and inexpensive learning.
This year past saw me in Phuket receiving an introduction to Muay Thai from a pleasantly harsh and demanding instructor. My time in Chiang Mai revealed the city to be a seeming mecca for those with learning leanings, with a wide variety of institutions offering courses in massage, reflexology, and yoga, with time frames reaching from one day to several months.
I, in fact, piece together these words in-between practice dives on the peaceful Phu Quoc Island, where I am completing my PADI National Geographic Open Water Diver certification. Over the course of the week, my understanding of issues confronting marine life preservation in Vietnam has grown exponentially. Respected dive operators can also be found in Nha Trang, Con Dau, Mui Ne, Hoi An, and Whale Island. For fun a little farther from home, and with more funds in pocket, one might consider dive courses in Borneo or Indonesia, which are considered by many to hold some of the best diving locals in the world.
Bali can nicely combine your need for self-expression and adrenaline. While there, I contracted a local artist who taught Batik in the garden of his home. During the second potion of my travels on the island I was tutored on taking tenuous and unstable stands on a surf board.
In Luong Prabang, Ock Pop Tok will transport you to their tranquil Living Crafts Centre on the banks of the Mekong, where you can learn how to make natural dyes and weave silk. While you labour, you can savour a cup of silk worm poo tea.
Railay, in southern Thailand, provides some of the most stunning vistas for beginning climbers. Our climbing outpost, run by an eclectic crew of Thai Rastafarians, is only one of the many operators available to teach you to scale the peninsulas impressive cliffs.
Of course, you need not stray far from Ho Chi Minh City to take a study break. For me, language classes and informal language study have proved invaluable, not only in understanding and participating in Vietnamese culture, but also for ensuring that I do not get fried spring rolls when I really tried to order hot tea.
Whether a long-term sabbaticalist or a week stint junkie, taking time to transform your travel with study provides irreplaceable experiences. It is a sound personal practice. “It gives you a chance to explore things that you never would have,” states Satterfield, “and maybe discover a new side of yourself that you might like to keep.”

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Away Off--Quynh Thu's Personal Writing

With the permission of my talented and eager grade ten student, I am "publishing" her work here. I hope you will enjoy reading the personal experience of this gifted ESL student.



Away Off




It was a sad, beautiful painting.

It was a small puzzle left out of life’s picture.

It was a marigold petal falling on the roadside, silently and painfully.


She was standing there, on the side of the street, beside her old bike, setting up the flowers. The sun hid behind the clouds. The dawn laid on the ground, making her silhouette fall into a crooked shape on the pavement. She stood still, held the basket, her glint wandering onto the street as if she was trying to penetrate the sea of people to find someone over there.

She wore a plain brown shirt, plain black trousers with a white cloth wrapped around her head: a typical picture of a Vietnamese woman. Simple and charming. Most people can see the simpleness by the clothes she wear, but not everyone can see the charm in her. The charm of the way she fondled the flowers, as gently as a mother takes a loving care of her child. The charm of her fortitude for life that left those wrinkles on her forehead. The charm of her lonely silhouette merging into the dawn. The charm of her beautiful eyes as she silently watched the sea of people floating over her. The charm as she smiles at life and pretend there’s no such thing as sadness. The charm that nobody noticed. The charm that had been dimmed by the dusk of life. The charm that was just a blur. She stood still in front of a wall of shut grey door, as life went on and no one came.

As I lowered my Canon down and I now realized that not everyone could notice the grace in her, because they always see things by the lens of prejudice and indifference to people who are like her. The lens would grow dim with dust and all they would be able to recognize would be just foggy fact. It’s sad when we walk by a daisy field in a misty day and miss the white of the daisies: never knowing.

We live depending on the lens that we create ourselves and decide to see life through it, ignoring the beauty of life on the roadside.

My sister suddenly grabbed my hand as we slowly walked up to the women. My sister bought a bouquet of marigolds then she gave it to the women and said “This is for you, ma’am.” The women looked at us in surprise. She was trembling as my sister handed the bouquet to her. My sister held her hands, and for a moment, I saw tears dewing in her eyes. It was a beautiful moment, filled with warmth and love. Just a moment tucked into the rush hour. She smiled tenderly.

We gave her marigolds, wishing her happiness, love and longevity so that she would always retain her grace in life.

We were startled by a loud voice shouting at us. The women’s smile slowly faded away.
“Hey hey! Go away, go away,” a voice sounded from the house behind her.

A lady appeared, still in her pajamas, chasing the poor women away.

She said thanks to us then quickly packed up her things and went off

From afar, through the morning mist, I still could see the glimpse of yellow marigolds shining beautifully in the sunlight.

There were petals left on the street where she had stood. They must have fallen out as she went away.

The lady came out from the house, sweeping all the trash away, included those petals. The wind took the petals away with her.

And nobody noticed.


It was a sad, beautiful painting.

It was a small puzzle left out of life’s picture.

It was a petal of marigold falling on the roadside, silently and painfully.



September 21, 2010.

Ivy Nguyen.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

A quick snippet so that my next entry may not be as long and rambly as my former.

Interesting tidbits:

1) My computer was stolen from my classroom on the day of the Grand Opening Ceremonies. Slightly inconvenient and disconcerting.

2) I stayed late yesterday to work, and from my classroom window saw what was perhaps one of the most beautiful Saigon sunsets I have ever seen. I then returned to my new desktop background, which was an image of the sun setting over Ho Chi Minh City, and I reveled in this silly subversion of the theft. My new computer a reminder of the daily beauty that can be found, even in spite of chaos. Yes--cheesy, I know.

3) On the same day, I returned to my classroom to find the following note on my board: "Kista. I love you! If I to be a big stong man I want to marry with you." Courtesy of one of our female, Vietnamese staff members.

4) Some gastronomical happenings. Since returning, I have consumed fetal duck egg (yes, a fertilized, partly grown, duck embryo). Crunchy, soft, raunchy, and ordinary all at the same time. I have enjoyed snake (and all that entails--snake heart, snake blood, etc) once more--this time, by accident, as some Vietnamese friends and I were simply "going to dinner." Today was another consumption first, as a friend and I landed in some tucked away, Vietnamese only joint and winded up with dog meat soup. The Vietnamese patrons looked at myself and my blond haired, six foot six companion and I with studied curiosity.

5) No matter how many squat toilets I use and no matter how many techniques I employ, I always get back spray on my feet. Any suggestions?

All for tonight.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Em di ve Saigon!

I won’t even hazard a guess at when my last blog post was, nor will I look back to confirm my suspicions that it was stupidly long ago. For your reading pleasure, I will offer a short synopsis of my life since then.
It was an absolute pleasure to have my sister come and visit for four weeks over June and July. She explored Ho Chi Minh City as I finished up my teaching, and in the evenings we enjoyed time with my friends and excellent meals. After, we headed out on a three week venture through Thailand and Laos.
We started out in Luang Prabang, where I fell in love. With the town, that is. It was absolutely beautiful: a pleasantly slow town perched between two meandering rivers. Highlights of our long time in LP include, but are not limited to:
Taking a silk dyeing and weaving course at a cultural arts preservation centre on the bank of the Mekong. We learned how to make natural dyes with a variety of seeds, nuts, leaves, and bark. We then, wove our own small piece of silk.
Trekking to a beautiful waterfall. It has many tiers, for swimming, rope swinging and the like. En route, I enjoyed playing small games with the curious Laotian children. The guide told them to be careful or I would shove them in by backpack and take them home. After I insisted on a translation, I turned around and pointed to my backpack, at which point all the children ran away screaming with a delicate mixture of fear and delight.
Time lounging at “Utopia” a river side haunt, perched on a hill side.
Exploring the many grassroots and development programs sprouting up in the city.
We then took an excruciating night bus into Northern Laos. Not long after we were on the road, the drivers cut the A.C. and cranked the startlingly loud Laotian pop music. We had a silent battled brewing for the entirety of the trip; every time we stopped and they disembarked, I would race to the front and turn the music down. This would be unaltered for about one hour and then those tunes would rise one again. The only positive of this situation was that my lack of sleep allowed me to strike up a friendship with a monk sitting behind me, who also couldn’t find rest. At the conclusion of the trip, he stated, “I have called my parents and you will come to my hometown with me for three days .” I explained kindly that I had already booked my next days, but would gladly do so another time.
The next three days we spent at The Gibbon Experience. These days were absolutely wonderful in mostly every way. The Gibbon Experience is an eco tourism project in the Bokeo jungle of Northern Laos. For three days,a group of eight of us, trekked, ziplinned from mountain range to mountain range (300 feet up), and lived in treehouses (200 feet up). See Facebook photos for a more vivid image of this spectacularness. We met some lovely folks—two of whom taught in a project based, alternative, publically funded school in California. Got me curious. Perhaps one the most exhilarating parts of this venture was showering in the tree houses. Standing 200 feet up, naked to the wilds, made me feel like quite an exhibitionist. Brilliant.
After this, we crossed into Thailand by boat, and made our way to Chiang Mai. We stayed at a large hostel/hotel with a pool. Dara and I enjoyed swims, after sticky days of exploring the city. I woke every morning, early, to run about the city. Most mornings it was usually just myself and the monks collecting their morning alms. I most appreciated the contrast of the barefooted monks with their alms bowls walking under Starbucks and McDonald signs. We attended a session at one Wat called “Monk Chat,” during which you sit with two or three monks and chat about nearly anything. Of course I had a huge slew of questions to ask, and my partner answered thoroughly and gladly. I was able to get some insight into this way of life that characterized much of South East Asian culture. One interesting tidbit I learned was that these monks are no longer entirely vegetarian, for they feel that because their sustenance is provided by the community and the community’s diets have changed, they too must adapt their diet. One of our partners wanted to be a lawyer, and so found Dara to be a kindred.
In Chiang Mai, we also enjoyed taking classes in Thai massage, reflexology, cooking, and yoga. Our cooking class turned us into gluttons for a day, as we pestled, chopped, sliced, and spooned our way through a wide selection of Thai dishes. We also enjoyed wandering through a myriad of bookshops and the expansive Chiang Mai markets (so big they require zones and involved kilometres of street).
From Chiang Mai, we made our way to Phuket where we stayed at the colourful Dara Hotel. Dara, in Thai, means star and so it is a much more visible word than in Canada. Dara revelled in her perfect hotel.
From Phuket to Railay—a water access peninsula known for its beautiful beaches and rock climbing. Dara and I stayed in an out of the way bungalow, went rock climbing with a casual, tiny, Rastafarian Thai man. The views were spectacular and all words will fall short in describing this experience. Dara was able to live out one of her life goals, and I was so happy to be able to accompany her in this. We also took a sea kayaking adventure, ate grilled meat and corn on the beach, went for evening runs along the beaches, and ate lots of mango sticky rice.
After our three weeks of travel, I returned to Canada for three and had an absolutely tiring but lovely time with friends and family. Thanks to all of you for making me feel, through your love and care, as though we hadn’t been separated for a year. I was fortunate enough to have my whole family home for a portion of the time. We took to doing sporting as a collective. Running, swimming, hiking. It was so lovely to have this common interest in fitness, that didn’t span all three of us siblings when we were growing up (that belonged mostly to David). Dara is now doing triathlons!
The first few weeks back have been chaotic, for sure. With two new administrators and 20 new teachers our staff is now immense. We moved into a new temporary facility, while our new school building was being completed. We moved in this past week, while, to be honest, construction was still taking place. We witnessed some unprotected welding (bare-chested, bare-footed, sunglassed men), some free-style painting of heights (read: no safety gear). We get the pleasant white noise of drills every so often, and the pleasant smell of plaster dust. The building is immense—a startling six stories tall. Our Grand Opening Ceremonies were yesterday, which were attended by the Deputy Prime Minister of Vietnam (kind of a big deal!). The events were decidedly Vietnamese in style—confetti shooting out of machines, balloons being released (image the Canadian teachers’ horror at this environmental no-no), drum banging, screaming children, etc. All in all, not as bad as it could have been. For all the insanity, it was a happy day for so many who have put heaps of energy into this massive project. Will the ceremonies over, we can move onto other issues---like how to stop the lockers from toppling over and hydroplaning at high speeds down the corridors during rain storms!
Cheratien and I have been making the 16 km trip to and from school by bike. I have enjoyed witnessing the early morning routines of the streets—bustling markets, intestines being thrown in gutters, chickens tied and waiting on the side of the road to be purchased for a lunch time meal, children pedaling to school, new construction, landfills, and so on. Once at school, we go for a swim at the cultural centre and then get ready for the day. Our bike home sometimes occurs in massive rainfall, at which time my feet are often totally immersed in water, and my body entirely soaked by swampy water. While a challenge, these times prove to be quite fun.
A few weekends ago, I enjoyed time in Mui Ne. We had a small place right on the beach. I fell asleep and woke to the sights and sounds of the South China Sea. The Vietnamese staff were lovely and entirely accommodating. We took a jeep trip to the impressively large sand dunes, red sand hills, and a fishing beach. I enjoyed the fly infested fishing beach. I took up conversation with some women shucking shellfish, who informed me that they process nearly 10 000 a day. The dunes provided excellent exfoliation, as the sand was whipping with fierce force. I found my way to the tallest dune and absolutely marveled at the sight. All in all, a lovely way to spend a few days.

I am thrilled to have the companionship of my dear friend Michelle, in only a few short days. She will be here for ten days. We are going to run a mountain race together on the 25th. Whoot.

I shall try not to let such time pass before my next post! Speaking of post—I love to receive it. My new address is 11C5-8 Sky Garden 3, Phu My Hung, Quan 7, Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam.

Much love!

Saturday, May 8, 2010

A busy schedule and weeks without internet at my apartment have made me sorely neglect this blog. I can hardly remember all that has transpired since my last entry.

A trip to Singapore—A few weekends ago, Cheratien, Jennifer, Erin, and I took a long weekend trip to Singapore. The place is truly unique and worlds apart from Vietnam. With its clean streets, orderly traffic, and expensive prices, we hardly knew what to do with ourselves. The mere existence of taxi stands absolutely dumbfounded us. We took advantage of vast bookstores and drugstores, and my companions of Starbucks. Some highlights of the trip include a vast array of delicious food, walking about the botanical gardens, dancing the nights away, and so on. We made some good fun by creating alter egos and sticking to them.

The story goes as such: We are all friends from Alabama, and all practicing athletes. We were recruited by Vietnamese Athletics for Girls (VAG for short), an organization that is trying to promote the increasing participation of females in athletics. I was, of course, an aspiring UFC fighter.

Cat Tien and Madagui with the Grade Nines—Upon return from Singapore, I took off once again. This time, I took my grade nine students to the jungle in more central Vietnam. Cat Tien is a national park with some of the last species of wild life left in Vietnam. We took the kids hiking (which is, as one student declared, “really just a secret word for walking in the woods”) at a VERY slow pace. They all complained immensely, as they are not used to such physical exertion. One even suggested that we should make a call to Prudential, her insurance company, because she would surely die in the woods. Alas, they all came out alive and, I think, were proud of their accomplishment. We took the kids to a Primate Rehabilitation Centre, which focuses primarily on the rehabilitation of Gibbons and the Slow Loris. Poaching is still a tremendous problem in the park for a myriad of reasons. Primarily, the native people are impoverished, and so use the poaching as sustenance. The local guards at the park have little investment in conservation, and so often turn a blind eye. The situation is improving, though, due to increased training and awareness. We did team building and other activities with the students—from bon fires to boating.

I, likely, have the best job in the world. My students, in spite of their complaining, ate up each teachable moment. I would wish to always teach like this—with natural moments of learning. Instructing in drama, literature, science, and life as the inspirations arise in natural living. For example, the students made the spontaneous, mid-hike request for me to structure environmental related improve games for them to play en route.

Reunification Day---Friday of last week was a national holiday here in Vietnam. 35 years since the reunification of the north and the south. In the evening, the city streets became parking lots as fireworks lit up the night sky. Once again, the main street s were decorated with lights of all sorts.

Spring break—I have had this week off. I decided to stay in the city and study Vietnamese for the week. Our translator at school says that I “speak horrible Vietnamese... for a Vietnamese person.” I explored the city a bit more, finding several great treasures. I also got in a motorbike accident, smashing up my leg a bit. Some soft tissue damage and stitches. I am hoping for a quick recovery so that I can return to training for the tri and half marathon coming at the end of this month and next month respectively. I also spent some of the week working with friends to create some promotional material for the sponsorship program. Hopefully our “Kickstart” website will be up soon, and you can all check it out. If –any of you are interested in sponsoring one of our students (for about 50 dollars), you can ensure that one of our kids has school fees, supplies, and other necessities covered for the year. Let me know!

I also spent a few days with friends at Thao’s brother’s resort. I spoke of it once before. We spent the night on the island. I slept atop the tower, savouring a beautiful full moon and cool breezes.

Ben Tre, once again---A few weekends ago, the students from my community involvement club went to Ben Tre to complete work on five bridges being built in a small hamlet there. The students, after visiting the first time, decided (in conjunction with the local community) to raise money to build these bridges. The community relied on several unreliable and unsteady bamboo bridges, making passage by bike impossible and passage in the rainy season highly treacherous. The five new cement bridges are helping 40 students get to school with greater ease and safety, and assisting with transportation for the community at large.

My students, many of whom had never even TOUCHED a shovel, made and mixed cement (from scratch) and poured the concrete. I brimmed with pride as they each requested a turn using the shovel and completing the manual labour. Members of the community came out to watch our students at work. Women of the community expressed their thanks, and told the students that they are welcome in the homes of the community at any time. The students were proud of their accomplishment, and many of them expressed new learnings. Days later, as we were walking along a cement path, one of my students looked up and stated, “I look at cement differently now. Now I know how hard it is to make and I think of the people who put their sweat into it.” I know. I know. Cheesy TEACHER MOMENT!

The Bike/Run--As part of our adventure circuit of insanity, Kelly, Kristi, Cheratien and I participated in the VietAdventure Bike-Run some weekends ago. We were meant to do a 26 KM bike-run, which participants had to complete in pairs, never straying more than 100 meters from one another. After a series of mishaps (on the bus for 5 hours, instead of the 2 it was supposed to be....the last group to arrive to the race.... waiting in line to use the one washroom as our race started... lost on the trail, as local people had moved the markers (and wouldn't you for a bit of entertainment?)... flat tires.....separated.....waterless and running 8 km in the midday sun.....) we completed only 19 of those 30. Still, a hilarious and fun experience.

Chauro Trip-- We took a trip to a minority village about 3 hours off of HCMC. We led some simple English language instruction and hygiene training (how to brush your teeth). The kids went about their study diligently, and used the brushes and paste we provided to practice according to our instruction,taking the task VERY seriously. We visited many of the families in the area to get an idea of the living conditions, meeting a variety of candidates for the scholarship program, which we hope to expand to this area in the fall. We visited several young families, who lived on essentially no income. The major problem in the area is a lack of clean water--they have to purchase their water at a high cost, and then it has to be transported to the town. Although wells and some rain harvesting systems exist, the dry seasons leaves the community waterless, making hygiene and sanitation not a high priority. Consequently, we are putting this issue on our list for future projects, as we investigate some possibilities and make connections with some folks connected to water related non-for-profits.

Alright. I am off to get my brain into school mode. I have been spoiled with an all too long vacation and need to transition with some extensive marking.

Love to all.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Dearest All,

What is to follow will surely be a poorly written and non-entertaining entry. If you are not a devoted family member (who would be interested in my happenings, interesting or not) you may want to skip this one.

My official date of return to Canada has been scheduled: July 21st. It is so hard to believe that two thirds of the school year has already rolled by. With many trips, travels and ventures already planned for the coming months, it appears as though the remaining time of my first year in Vietnam will speed by as well.

I am extremely excited for June, when Dara will come to HCMC and then we will travel together for three weeks around Thailand and Laos.

I will provide you with a whirlwind tour of my trip to Bali and Bao Loc....

Over Vietnamese New Year celebrations, Cheratien, Josh(her brother), and I traveled to Bali to meet up with our friends, Kim and Mike, who had been living in Bali for a few months. We stayed a week in Ubud, a sort of cultural center of Bali. For those of you who have read the book "Eat, Pray, Love." Ubud supposedly features prominently in it. As a result, a myriad of middle aged yuppie women have descended on the town looking for champagne and an Indonesian lover. The town, filled with its art galleries, yoga studios, cafes, and so ons, is dotted with a myriad of eccentrics and want-to-be eccentrics. One of my favourite reoccurring characters was a woman I affectionately dubbed "Christ." This is not a particularly inventive nickname considering that this word, in large gothic lettering, along with a picture of what may have been a lion, were tattooed across her entire upper back. I was able to see this tattoo because she always wore--only---a see through white bathing suit top and a short white skirt. With a hijab, of course. Another of my favs, was "fan man." He could be seen around town in head to toe linen, fanning passer buys with a decorate hand fan. I was lucky enough to receive some of his services.

However, with Kim and Mike's expert guidance, we were able to avoid much of the kitsch and jump into the splendour of the place. We ate amazing food at local little warungs-- a dollar or so a meal. I also spent a day learning how to do batik art-- a nice afternoon in my teacher's garden. His wife made as mango juice to celebrate the completion of our batiks. Kim, Cheratien, and I also spent a day trekking about the Balinese wilderness. The local men found it hard to believe that us three women were taking a pathless route. One man, whose name means "four" in Indonesian (he is, you guessed it, the forth son), followed us for a while. Sighing and shaking his head anxiously every time we climbed a rock face or crossed a river. I think he thought he would have bad karma if he left us to our own devices and we ended up dying in the process. He eventually took his bath in the river once we convinced him we would be quite fine.

We rented motorbikes for the weeks and toured around a bit. I particularly enjoyed seeing the Indonesian homes. Within a walled perimeter are separate little houses for the different members of the family. The family continues to live in community, sharing common areas, but having their own respective spaces.

We went to Monkey Forest, a monkey sanctuary right in Ubud. Take some bananas in and you will get both cute and scary monkeys clambering all over you. I tried desperately to feed this one little monkey, but one particular large, angry monkey kept stealing the treasures I gave the little one. I had Josh distract the ferocious one, while I slipped the little dude the stuff. In utter fear of losing his banana, my little one consumed the whole thing, peal and all in one felt swoop. Only partial success was had-- the big monkey saw it was a lost cause and got lost, but the little one proceeded to silently puke banana up every few strides as he walked away. I will be happy, any time you should ask, to show you my "Little monkey pukes up banana" impression. The whole experience evoked a decoupage of emotions: exhilaration, interest, terror, and mystification. Mike and Josh latter returned to the forest to play literal monkey-in-the-middle.

Ubud, and Bali as a whole, has a surplus of wooden penises, it is true. The island actually has a festival tied to the phallic symbol..... its origins somewhere in Balinese Hinduism. We went to see a traditional dance (this one significantly more authentic than the "traditional dance" I will tell about later). 100 men provide the rhythmic chatting that makes the musical background for a series of dance scenes.

We had an absolutely perfect place to stay. Pager Bungalows. Our four post bed stood in a room with two floor to ceiling glass sliding doors. Exposed brick. Kitchen. Part marble bathrooms. All with a jungle, river, and waterfall as an immediate view. Our place was perched on the edge of the hill. We had some interesting neighbours. Burlap sacked folks with a young baby, who they cared for by rubbing moss from the statues onto her head and clapping in her face as they held her over the river. To each their own, I suppose. Maybe they have it all right. Maybe that child will be well adjusted......and have an extremely high immune system.

Mike is a musician, so we filled our days with many a sing-along. We danced out and about. We went to the beach, snorkelling and kayaking.

From Ubud, we went to Madewi, a small town in the Islamic west of Bali. There were a few surfers, and few amenities. It was perfect. We spent our few days here surfing, slack lining, eating, and so on. We set up the slack line between palm trees right next to the beach. The little patch of grass also happened to be a cow pasture, through which surfer/gangster cattle herders, with New Era style hats and motorbikes, herded their cows. Many of them came to give the line a try. Other watched from a distance. We threw rocks on the big cow patties as markers of where we should avoid placing our feet. The slack line is addicting. ADDICTING. Surfing was definitely fun, and something I would love to do again. I CLEARLY wasn't very good. Ha. The beach provided much amusement. I sat with our things as the others had a swim, and was almost instantaneously surrounded by half naked, grown fishermen wanting to give their English a go. Also.... they were half naked in the way that one would not instinctively guess. They seemed entirely comfortable, but I was thankful that they were wearing relatively long shirts. Naked little children ran about flying kites.

From Medewi to Echo Beach. We stayed in a lovely looking SURF CAMP, which we had all to ourselves. However, it ended up being infested with bees, mosquitoes, and termites. Triple threat. Thankfully, we were only staying there one night. However, the beach was amazing, and we celebrated Kim's birthday at a seafood BBQ buffet restaurant right on the beach. MAGICAL.

A night spent in the KL airport and that concludes our relaxing stay in Bali.

Upon my return, I got on a night bus to Bao Loc, which is in the central highlands of Vietnam. My friend Trang was there staying with her family, and she invited me to join them for the tail end of Tet. It was a fantastic experience, as I was able to practice more of my Vietnamese, help on the farm, and see the regional difference between the central provinces and the south. One evening, I LITERALLY caught and harvested our dinner. The family was proud of my, and surprised at my sturdiness. I met several of Trang's friends, went out for many a coffee, attended a sunrise funeral on a mountain side, and a myriad of other things. The funeral was a tremendous and powerful experience, as the whole community comes out to join the procession and mourn.

One of the most intriguing days in Bao Loc consisted of our trip to a nearby waterfall. The waterfall is a local attraction, drawing in many Vietnamese tourists and little to no foreigners. The waterfall is beautiful, but has been altered and adorned by cement shaped and painted to look like faux wood. One waterfall has, craftily, been turned into three by means of conspicuous damns. The waterfall had an adjoined circus/cultural village/amusement park/zoo/carnival. Three "highlights" (perhaps we should call them noteworthy sights) include the "leader" of the "mountain tribe" coming down from their "village" on an elephants back to invite us to come and see their "traditional" dance. Highly authentic, I am sure. The next occurrence could surely use that old cliché analogy: "It was like a car crash--horrible, but I just couldn't look away." A monkey....dressed in child's clothes...blindfolded... walking a tightrope...through fire. Right next to this poor guy were some sad looking bears in too small cages. I felt like taking a shower, then joining PEDA just to atone for my indirect support of so many animal rights violations. Is ignorance of what I was getting myself into a reasonable enough excuse?? What can truly and fairly be called a highlight, was walking by a Vietnamese band sitting lazily in a pavilion. As I walked by, they--seemingly--sprung to life to play a ear blasting rendition of The Final Countdown. Ahhhh. Arrested Development anyone?

Trang's family was so very kind, and suffered my Vietnamese language deficiencies well. Trang's mother I spent a good 30 min. simply pointing at things and saying both their English and Vietnamese names. It was really all we could do to communicate, but it was lovely.

We rode back to HCMC together, I on the back of the motorbike. The roads were certainly not as bad as some in Kenya, but rough nonetheless. I now understand more fully why the roadsides in Vietnam are dotted with cafes with only hammocks as resting places. They are much needed after a few hours aboard a bike on Vietnamese roads.

I am sure that I am missing a whole SLEW of important and insignificant details from my Tet adventures. However, only I will grieve my omissions.

Last weekend was an adventure race in Madagui, also in the central highlands. The race was run through the same company that Cheratien and I did the mountain race with. This time, we dragged two of our co-workers along. More than one hundred people join together at Madagui Jungle Resort to run an INTENSE jungle race, consisting of a combination of orienteering, running, mountain biking, river crossings, and swimming. Although we competed in the tamest category, the event was still a challenge. The most intense participants, in the ULTRA category, left at 2:00 a.m. for a 7-10 hour race. We left around 7, and it took us about 4 hours to complete our race. We placed around 15th of the 40 something odd groups. An amazing feat, considering that Cheratien's bike chain broke with about a third of the race left. We had to stay within 100 meters of our partners at all times, so she took it like a trouper and ran with her bike for the remainder of the course. A true star. We made it to Vietnamese national news.. the four of use crossing the finish lines, looking beautiful in our bike helmets and eye shields (both of which we had to wear for the entirety of the race due to the potential falling rocks, eye gauging braches, unknown river debris, etc. To check out the clip (it is in Vietnamese) go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVu5zn3t71E. We are the ones crossing the bridge near the conclusion. all fuzzy and unidentifiable. Celebrities, nonetheless.

This event has inspired us to register for three other races before the year is out. Cheratien is whipping us into shape with a rigorous training schedule.

We are getting an onslaught of new students. I have quite a few in my classes. One of my new students is a shy Korean boy, who by the end of the day, was receiving a standing ovation from my class for improvising a fantastic cooking class scene, where he ended up eating two Kleenexes, which were to represent a disgusting version of kim bop. It was a teacher moment, for sure. Other highlights of the week include having a group of students ask me to explain why "Africa has so many poor countries." My students are writing speeches on fantastic topics such as the difference between Korean and Canadian education, women's rights in Vietnam, apartheid, and so on. Monday was International Women's Day, which is a significant event in Vietnam. I received presents and cards from my students.. and a rose and a very long speech from the owner.

Alright... I feel like I just vomited a month of going-ons in no effective order, with poor word choice, and improper grammar. What kind of English teacher am I?

Much love!

Monday, February 1, 2010

Some old news...

Quite a few weekends past, my friend Trang invited me to have a Sunday lunch at her house. We lazed around on her sleeping mat and enjoyed the sweet soup (che), fish, and rice that she had prepared earlier that morning. After much chatting and relaxation we made our way to the near-by flower market. The back alleys were filled with all sorts of colourful and fragrant flowers. Thousands of roses. Hoards of orchids. Trang introduced me to her favourite flower seller. Only minutes after I expressed interest in learning the art of creating an elaborate Vietnamese style bouquet, I had a Cambodian teacher at my side. I stripped the leaves and thorns from 100 long stem roses. A nearby seller thought this to be barbaric--myself doing the work. He offered, through an elaborate act of charades, that he would strip to thorns and leaves from the flowers not with a tool but with his bare hands. The ladies thought it tremendously humourous when I picked the choicest rose (riddled with many thorns) to offer up to him to show so that he might show his devotion. While he not-so-surreptitiously broke the thorns off with his fingers, he diverted my attention by making me promise him a kiss if he were to accomplish this magnificent feat. Luckily, the ladies spotted his secret dealings and insisted that if he wanted a kiss, he would have to come by it honestly. I was about to walk away from this "charmer" when he ran his hand along the rose, taking out leaves and thorns, and leaving only a trail of his own blood. Yikes. I offered him a light kiss on the hand for his blatant disregard of his body in the name of 'love.' The flower arranging took an inordinate amount of time, as I wound 100 roses--one at a time--into a spiral arrangement. By the end of the day, and eight-ish dollars later, I had a bouquet to be proud of. I offered it up to my neighbours, who have been very welcoming and friendly to us since our arrival in the building. Trang took me to get copious amounts of che for ridiculously cheap, and my day was, thus, completely satisfying.

The weekend following, I attended Mr. Trung's wedding, which contained a subdued version of the glitz I had come to expect of Vietnamese weddings. This one, unlike many others, had no disco ball or karaoke. How disappointing. Trang and her cousin came over for dinner afterward.

The weekend which followed confirmed my suspicions that most memorable teaching happens outside the classroom. Cheratien and I have started a Community Involvement Club at the school. Our kids spearheaded a fundraiser to support Kickstart (the program that Cheratien and I have been working with in the Mekong region). Watching their ideas percolate and their tremendous initiative made me stupidly proud. We then took a trip to Ben Tre, where our students lead a morning of games and learning activities for about 40 students there. The students also had the opportunity to visit the homes of some of our sponsor children. The students had fun conquering challenging coconut bridges and were amazing by the different lifestyle of the students. Kim Y is my sponsor child, and her home is about a 45 min. walk to her public school. Her home is without electricity, so she gets up early in the morning to do her studying. she has been top of her class for the last six years.

Many of the students who attended the trip were not Vietnamese nationals. We had to give a crash course on using a squat toilet. Judy came out of the washroom declaring that it was "a good toilet experience," but that next time she would prefer a "good toilet. Rina accidentally lit a napkin on fire with the hot pot flame.

The students were exhausted, but pleased. The following week, we had the students do a reflection and start development on the project they would like to undertake having seen the area. I nearly cried when Judy said that her favourite part of the trip was seeing "the, I don't know how to say it, twinkle twinkle of curiosity in the students eyes." My students have decided to use the funds they raised to help build some stable bridges in the region and sponsor a student.


The following weekend was a busy one, indeed. Many of you have seen the facebook photos documenting my trip to the Binh Minh Leprosy Clinc, about an hour and a half outside of Ho Chi Minh City. I went with a group of locals who run a program called "Lighten Up the Smiles." I will not write too much about that experience, for I am working on a more detailed account, which I will share at a later date. The experience was unforgettable and has surely given me inspiration for future endeavors.

On the way home from Binh Minh, we stopped so that the Buddhists in our midst could offer prayers at a monastery. It was absolutely tranquil, and everything one would imagine-- well tended gardens, fragrant flowers, young monks studying, older monks sharing work. I was fortunate enough to be in the company of my friend Hung, who
is a translator and so was unfortunate enough to translate all me questions to the monk about the iconography, the daily life there, how young monks are brought into the monastery, their garments, etc. According the the monk who generously answered many of my questions, young monks are simply children who visit the monastery and decide to stay because they feel moved by its peace. The monks' day is divided into three sections: mediation, education, and work. They are divided into work groups and have specific tasks assigned to them (temple care, kitchen duty, etc.) Women are also practice in a similar way, but on a separate compound. I also learned of the monks' hospitality, rather by accident. I was exploring the grounds, as I had been invited to do, when I heard "Where you from" echo from around the corner. I draw a little but nearer to see several monks, on kitchen duty, peaking around the kitchen wall. I answer the obvious spokesman in Vietnamese, and then ensued a rapid fire series of questions. I eventually ended up sitting at a table, surrounded by half a dozen monks, being offered all sorts of vegetarian, Vietnamese fare. The rest of the group eventually found me, and were invited to join as well. One of the monks studied at a partner monastery in Montreal, and so had many questions and points to converse with me about. Through broken English and broken Vietnamese, we attempted to communicate the heart of our beliefs to one another. Quite a wonderful and humbling experience.

Time seems to lump together.... sometime after this...

Jeremy and I join Thao and Ha for a motorbike trip to her mother's in the countryside. It was so lovely to see her family again. In Vietnamese culture, on the anniversary of a parent's death, the family throws a big party for all friends and relatives. Thao's uncle's and father's deaths coincided, so we joined a large family feast. We honed our Vietnamese, ate stupid amounts of food, swallowed down generously offered fatty pork, and drank to the deceased.

That evening, I returned to the city and joined Cheratien and Josh for a culinary experience--eating a cobra. First, the cobra is selected and weighed. The cobra is riled up to get its heart pumping. While the cobra displays its anger, small children are casually waved out of the way by the bludgeoner (sporting flip flops and a non-nonchalant attitude). He smacks the snake, creates two incisions, spills the venom and then drains the blood into a bowl, mixing it with rice wine. The still beating heart and gull bladder are extracted. Josh and Cheratien share the heart, and I shot down the gull bladder. We "enjoy" our bloody rice wine in quick shots, then proceed to eat the snake, prepared in all manners (guts with vegetables, grilled with chillies, the rib bones deep fried, the meet bakes, etc). An entertaining night, all in all. However, I have determined that eating a snake may be one of those "once in a lifetime is enough" sort of experiences.

Details of my Bali adventure... to come next week!